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RushFanatic
  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 October 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 866
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RushFanatic : Hi there, and welcome to my profile. As you can tell by my username, Rush is my favorite band. I like a whole bunch of other bands, too, but if you want to see them all (and have a youtube account), go to www.youtube.com/user/rushrocks4ever. :) Also, feel free to email me: rushrocks4ever@live.com

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Today, I met up with a girl I've been talking to on the internet for a year and a half. Turns out she edits her moustache out of all her photos. FML

#6035078
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11878) - you deserved it (23437)

On 10/28/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML

#5171509
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38312) - you deserved it (5393)

On 09/10/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by englishclasshigh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML

#5081396
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38335) - you deserved it (2615)

On 09/06/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by HeShe (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, on my wedding day, when they said "you may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately my hands were sweaty as I was nervous and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

#4543711
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40881) - you deserved it (15387)

On 08/15/2009 at 3:50am - love - by slipperyhands (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor... who is a cop. FML

#4330771
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15818) - you deserved it (83117)

On 08/06/2009 at 8:27am - misc - by Cowan - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, after dieting and working out for almost 3 months, I sit down on my chair to finish off some work. It broke. FML

#3050286
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32379) - you deserved it (3166)

On 06/20/2009 at 1:17am - misc - by babasheep - Canada (British Columbia)



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