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About RushFanatic : Hi there, and welcome to my profile. As you can tell by my username, Rush is my favorite band. I like a whole bunch of other bands, too, but if you want to see them all (and have a youtube account), go to www.youtube.com/user/rushrocks4ever. :) Also, feel free to email me: email@example.com
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Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said "you may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately my hands were sweaty as I was nervous and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor... who is a cop. FML
Friday 22 May 2015