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Today, I was driving on the highway and a cop had his radar gun out. The woman in front of me panics and slams her brakes on, causing me to rear end her. The cop cited me for "tailgating" and I have to pay for the damages on both of our cars. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43219) - you deserved it (17302)

On 05/27/2009 at 8:40am - misc - by A.K. (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was on webcam with someone and the conversation died so I said "brb". I sat there for five minutes not realising I had left my webcam on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6319) - you deserved it (57018)

On 05/27/2009 at 3:11am - misc - by Arrgh (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31391) - you deserved it (11380)

On 05/27/2009 at 1:27am - misc - by Lmop68 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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