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  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 May 1991 (20 years)
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Today, while eating at a restaurant, I commented to the waiter about how large the pizza was. He then writes down his number, pats his crotch fondly, and informs me that "everything" I'm going to find at that restaurant is going to be big. He was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33770) - you deserved it (5057)

On 08/06/2009 at 11:05am - misc - by Screwupify (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

#4330249 (358)

I agree, your life sucks (69486) - you deserved it (14724)

On 08/06/2009 at 7:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my brother found 100 bucks in his coat pocket. He was so happy he bought 2 new games for his x-box. He was borrowing my coat. FML

#4299043 (107)

I agree, your life sucks (36602) - you deserved it (5732)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733 (538)

I agree, your life sucks (34524) - you deserved it (220449)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)