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Ruminati
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 May 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 324
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I learned that you don't put your diamond earrings on over your bathroom sink. FML

#8915747
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7227) - you deserved it (28738)

On 03/08/2010 at 8:19am - misc - by what434 - United States

Today, I learned that you don't put your diamond earrings on over your bathroom sink. FML

#8915747
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7227) - you deserved it (28738)

On 03/08/2010 at 8:19am - misc - by what434 - United States

Today, a drunk truck driver taught me a very valuable lesson: Never tie your shoelaces in the middle of a parking lot. FML

Today, a drunk truck driver taught me a very valuable lesson: Never tie your shoelaces in the middle of a parking lot. FML

Today, my friend and I went to the park. I bet my friend I could fit into the swing that was sized for toddlers. I managed to fit in, but I couldn't get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did, the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn't try stuff like that. FML

#8883543
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7424) - you deserved it (31834)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:41am - health - by fatlady - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my friend and I went to the park. I bet my friend I could fit into the swing that was sized for toddlers. I managed to fit in, but I couldn't get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did, the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn't try stuff like that. FML

#8883543
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7424) - you deserved it (31834)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:41am - health - by fatlady - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my friend and I went to the park. I bet my friend I could fit into the swing that was sized for toddlers. I managed to fit in, but I couldn't get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did, the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn't try stuff like that. FML

#8883543
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7424) - you deserved it (31834)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:41am - health - by fatlady - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my friend and I went to the park. I bet my friend I could fit into the swing that was sized for toddlers. I managed to fit in, but I couldn't get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did, the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn't try stuff like that. FML

#8883543
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7424) - you deserved it (31834)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:41am - health - by fatlady - United States (Pennsylvania)



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