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Today, as I was making instant hot chocolate from the hot water dispenser in the break-room at work, a coworker informed me that it was industrial "recycled" wastewater that was only supposed to be used for washing tools. Thanks. I've only been doing that every day for the past 8 months. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 6:38pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, it's been a year since I've been with my girlfriend, and I think that I hate more things about her than I like. For instance, how she likes to throw furniture at me. FML
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Today, it's been a year since I've been with my girlfriend, and I think that I hate more things about her than I like. For instance, how she likes to throw furniture at me. FML
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Today, my husband, who's a recovering alcoholic, and I are on holiday with our kids. He's decided he can have a few drinks because he deserves "a holiday too". He doesn't see why this should ruin ours. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 7:17am - misc - by happymum - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML
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On 08/28/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by ant_hater (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML
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On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States
Today, my boss stopped mid-walk during a conversation about the humidity in our office, after I told him I didn't like the air conditioner on, because I'd rather not be cold and wet, and that I liked it warm and sticky. I knew then he was no longer thinking about the AC. FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 9:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML
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On 08/12/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by squishylog - United States (California)
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On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their sperm will taste better. He bought a can of fruit for himself to eat, and said that he bought it just for me. This is the most romantic thing he's ever done. FML
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On 08/12/2011 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Pissedoff777 - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)
Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML
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On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)
Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)
Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by NYMTS - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML
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On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
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