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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 June 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 442
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Rukkus92 : Hi, I'm Kristar. I like happiness, sunshine, rainbows and all things lovely, yet FML's still fly at me like seagulls on crack.I'm pretty easy going and I normally look on the brightside otherwise I'd never find the motivation to get out of bed.Toodles.

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Today, my cat had the greatest idea ever: hide inside our Christmas tree and attack anyone who walks past. It would have come as extremely funny to me if I hadn't been her first victim. FML


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On 12/27/2012 at 5:16am - animals - by DarkDisaster (woman) - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML


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On 12/26/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML


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On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML


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On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML


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