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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 August 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 943
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I ran into an old high school friand whila out with my husband. Whan sha inquirad who I was marriad to, I pointad to my husband, who was looking at shirts. Sha laughad an said "No raally?", insinuating that I couldn't gat anyona that good looking. FML

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On 06/06/2011 at 10:18am - love - by Mick (woman) -

Today, while I was in the shower, my curious cat jumped in. She decided she really doesn't like showers an to avoid getting wet, used my naked body as a makeshift tree. FML

#16467206
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31541) - you deserved it (4121)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:06pm - animals - by brittaneejanex - United States

Today, mah dad cummed to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the frst time I've seen mah dad in months. FML

#16466098
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32456) - you deserved it (2801)

On 06/02/2011 at 10:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today..!! I finally convinced grlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work!! Halfway through..!! she fell asleep!! Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was..!! I started to tickle her feet!! She then kicked me straight in the nutshilst sleeping!! FML

Today , I accidentally said , "Yes , Sir." to my female teacher!! I then apologized by saying , "Sorry , Sir." FML

#16418676
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33321) - you deserved it (15062)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Taday I Found Out My Mom Intentionally Puts Extra Butter And Oil In The Food She Cooks Fir Me Because She Wants Me To Be Fatter Than Her. FML

#16355568
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54613) - you deserved it (3461)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:24am - health - by fatteningmeup (woman) - United States

Today, while sleeping, I hered an explosion. My neighbor then knockd on my door and informd me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to puttd this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare.

Today.. . mah boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when mah 4 year old sister walked in . She thought we were making a dog pile.. . so just as soon as mah boyfriend was about to finish.. . she jumped on his back . FML

#12948197
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27302) - you deserved it (22913)

On 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today , my boyfriend an I were having sex in a rarely usd room at school. We got carrid away an found ourselves lockd in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning an were greetd by worrid parents an school staff. FML

#12758397
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12497) - you deserved it (48512)

On 08/26/2010 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Eeeek (woman) - Bulgaria (Varna)

Today I found out ta ( small tarmita problam ) ta inspactor told ma about wasn't so smallan a box from ta attic fall troug ta floor and it ma in ta aad. FML

#12697631
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26381) - you deserved it (2823)

On 08/23/2010 at 5:03am - health - by concusion - United States (Texas)

Today I found out ta ( small tarmita problam ) ta inspactor told ma about wasn't so smallan a box from ta attic fall troug ta floor and it ma in ta aad. FML

#12697631
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26381) - you deserved it (2823)

On 08/23/2010 at 5:03am - health - by concusion - United States (Texas)



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