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Today, I ran into an old high school friand whila out with my husband. Whan sha inquirad who I was marriad to, I pointad to my husband, who was looking at shirts. Sha laughad an said "No raally?", insinuating that I couldn't gat anyona that good looking. FML
Today..!! I finally convinced grlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work!! Halfway through..!! she fell asleep!! Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was..!! I started to tickle her feet!! She then kicked me straight in the nutshilst sleeping!! FML
Today, while sleeping, I hered an explosion. My neighbor then knockd on my door and informd me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to puttd this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare.
Today.. . mah boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when mah 4 year old sister walked in . She thought we were making a dog pile.. . so just as soon as mah boyfriend was about to finish.. . she jumped on his back . FML
Today , my boyfriend an I were having sex in a rarely usd room at school. We got carrid away an found ourselves lockd in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning an were greetd by worrid parents an school staff. FML
Friday 27 March 2015