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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 875
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

#16527989
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34871) - you deserved it (3636)

On 06/06/2011 at 10:18am - love - by Mick (woman) -

Today, while I was in the shower, my curious cat jumped in. She decided she really doesn't like showers and to avoid getting wet, used my naked body as a makeshift tree. FML

#16467206
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31421) - you deserved it (4111)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:06pm - animals - by brittaneejanex - United States

Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML

#16466098
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30662) - you deserved it (2673)

On 06/02/2011 at 10:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway through, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

#16418676
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33188) - you deserved it (15034)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

#16355568
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53200) - you deserved it (3375)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:24am - health - by fatteningmeup (woman) - United States

Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML

#12948197
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27180) - you deserved it (22853)

On 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML

#12758397
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11645) - you deserved it (46438)

On 08/26/2010 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Eeeek (woman) - Bulgaria (Varna)

Today, I found out the "small termite problem" the inspector told me about wasn't so small when a box from the attic fell through the floor and hit me in the head. FML

#12697631
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26266) - you deserved it (2818)

On 08/23/2010 at 5:03am - health - by concusion - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out the "small termite problem" the inspector told me about wasn't so small when a box from the attic fell through the floor and hit me in the head. FML

#12697631
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26266) - you deserved it (2818)

On 08/23/2010 at 5:03am - health - by concusion - United States (Texas)



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