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Ruffclue
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 November 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 460
  • Number of comments : 167
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Ruffclue : Reading FMLs has become a part of my daily routine now. I love it cheers me up and best part of the FML are the comments.

So i guess people do looks at profiles.

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Today, I'm on a trip to Poland with some friends. We came to experience the country's culture, and to challenge our preconceptions about this part of Europe. We had sat on a bench, and not ten seconds later, a stranger approached and asked, "How much for your friend?" FML

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104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18119) - you deserved it (2306) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/15/2012 at 11:59am - misc - by LearnToLive -

Today, I took a very expensive flight to New York City for a job interview. I waited in my hotel room all day for the phone call to go to my once in a lifetime interview. By noon I was nervous, eight I was pissed. Around ten I realized my phone was still in airplane mode. FML

#19381201
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24148) - you deserved it (17419)

On 03/31/2012 at 8:35am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML

#19363644
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27757) - you deserved it (4722)

On 03/28/2012 at 1:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out that sex in the woods is amazing. I also found that the roar of a nearby bear will end the amazement. Not only was I cock blocked by a bear, I almost shit myself. FML

#19323804
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23351) - you deserved it (5777)

On 03/21/2012 at 11:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML

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64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10501) - you deserved it (23213)

On 11/27/2009 at 5:11am - misc - by Nick (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)



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