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Ruff
  • Town/Country : Yea Right, New Zealand
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 March 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 740
  • Number of comments : 105
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ruff : I'm Unreal.
I don't post on fml a lot, but I enjoy reading the comments and laughing at the trolls

Although you probably already knew that.
I did.

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Ruff's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML

#15804993
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32693) - you deserved it (4971)

On 04/16/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Worried (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was doing my grocery shopping, absent-mindedly wondering if my new diet was working. I got my answer when my panties fell down around my ankles. FML

#14719837
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18108) - you deserved it (5785)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:44pm - misc - by knickersdontfit (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML

#14670797
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23161) - you deserved it (6703) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/22/2011 at 3:49am - misc - by sandra22 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

#14087170
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30407) - you deserved it (4810)

On 12/04/2010 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML

#14033454
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26600) - you deserved it (1594)

On 11/30/2010 at 6:30am - work - by Tony -

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML

#14032053
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13887) - you deserved it (24254)

On 11/30/2010 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML

#13995270
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24333) - you deserved it (3027)

On 11/27/2010 at 1:38am - love - by smiles22 - United States



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