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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 October 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 800
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rudolph16 : I hope i never post something on here but I do like reading other peoples misery and i am just trying to live life good so its why i read these experiences,to learn.I am all bout sports not the best not the worst yet(that gos for both) name is Rodolfo Rico aka Rudy

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Today, a bunch of guys at work chased me down a corridor with a Febreze spray for smelling like I'd been "sleeping in a hollowed-out horse's carcass" and having "the personal hygiene of a billy goat." FML


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On 07/28/2011 at 4:15am - work - by Champion the wonder horse - United States

Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML


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On 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by crotchshothottie - United States

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML


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On 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm - kids - by unnamed - United States (California)

Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down on the highway 45 minutes into the ride. I paid the guy for the whole four hours. He said he was going to flag down a car to get someone to help us. We saw him get into a car and leave. FML


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On 07/25/2011 at 12:08pm - money - by tim12345 - United States

Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML


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On 07/25/2011 at 12:14am - health - by sisi9999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was directing traffic at work during one of the hottest days of the year. Not only do I have to stand in the heat and exhaust fumes for minimum wage, I also had to endure people asking me "Aren't you hot?" as they drove past me in their air conditioned cars. FML


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On 07/23/2011 at 8:01pm - work - by Sarah - Canada (Ontario)

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