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RubenTheGreek

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RubenTheGreek

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 December 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1157
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RubenTheGreek : This isn't a dating site. Unless you're willing to fly over to Greece, your curiosity upon visiting my profile have been crushed.

19, Greek and majoring in psychology.

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RubenTheGreek's favorite FMLs

Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33601) - you deserved it (7881)

On 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Seriously (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend and I went down to the pier. I brought an empty bottle and some paper, and we both constructed a massive letter expressing our passionate love for each other. We stuck it in the bottle, and threw it out to sea, only to see it explode in slow motion on a protruding rock. FML

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221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42904) - you deserved it (13265)

On 05/23/2009 at 8:16pm - love - by CastAway (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML

#983061
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15971) - you deserved it (80589)

On 04/15/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by christinabear (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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681 comments

I agree, your life sucks (691902) - you deserved it (55733)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
925 comments

I agree, your life sucks (346371) - you deserved it (38546)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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