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RubenTheGreek

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 December 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1139
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RubenTheGreek : This isn't a dating site. Unless you're willing to fly over to Greece, your curiosity upon visiting my profile have been crushed.

19, Greek and majoring in psychology.

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RubenTheGreek's favorite FMLs

Today, I was passed over for the job of my dreams. I now have to watch as a girl I have on Facebook - a total moron - boasts daily about scoring the position instead. Turns out the interviewer was her uncle. FML

#16705159
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30766) - you deserved it (2592)

On 06/17/2011 at 12:50am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

#16704892
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35606) - you deserved it (3446)

On 06/17/2011 at 12:34am - health - by ekoblick - United States

Today, my boss gave me an "All you need to know about grammar" book. FML

#16704546
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8864) - you deserved it (28332)

On 06/17/2011 at 12:16am - work - by illiterate - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML

#16700863
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42585) - you deserved it (9282)

On 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by evomadrid24 - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I was one point away from passing a state science exam. FML

#16697942
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32012) - you deserved it (10055)

On 06/16/2011 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my professor spent the entire class showing us how to make paper airplanes. I pay over 40 grand a year for college. FML

#16694392
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31762) - you deserved it (5556)

On 06/16/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Scholar (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my son invited his girlfriend over to our house just to break up with her. Then he asked me to drive her home. So I was then stuck in a car with a bawling teenage girl who lived over twenty minutes away. FML

#16692971
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38261) - you deserved it (5445)

On 06/16/2011 at 9:20am - kids - by Username - United States

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

#16690191
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33552) - you deserved it (3888)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14971) - you deserved it (211780)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML

#16689352
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44654) - you deserved it (6003)

On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

#16687724
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38770) - you deserved it (3286)

On 06/16/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Ari (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

#16677911
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65104) - you deserved it (11491)

On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML

#16676970
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33558) - you deserved it (7879)

On 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Seriously (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend and I went down to the pier. I brought an empty bottle and some paper, and we both constructed a massive letter expressing our passionate love for each other. We stuck it in the bottle, and threw it out to sea, only to see it explode in slow motion on a protruding rock. FML

#2220782
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42733) - you deserved it (13199)

On 05/23/2009 at 8:16pm - love - by CastAway (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML

#983061
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15955) - you deserved it (80524)

On 04/15/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by christinabear (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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