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RubenTheGreek

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RubenTheGreek

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1669
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML

#17752221
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5667) - you deserved it (53337)

On 09/15/2011 at 5:22pm - misc - by Cooper491 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

#17710745
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35484) - you deserved it (26922)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:46am - intimacy - by RetroDayDreamer - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

#17457057
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39608) - you deserved it (4256)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML

#17340162
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32417) - you deserved it (2533)

On 08/02/2011 at 2:46am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

#17338982
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45243) - you deserved it (14959)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

#16947329
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42027) - you deserved it (7448)

On 07/02/2011 at 10:06am - love - by fthislyfe (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML

#16945555
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29838) - you deserved it (4301)

On 07/02/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymouse (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML

#16945006
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46339) - you deserved it (4871)

On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML

#16734083
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20756) - you deserved it (27423)

On 06/18/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by iDisable - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

#16727847
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45275) - you deserved it (5550)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was passed over for the job of my dreams. I now have to watch as a girl I have on Facebook - a total moron - boasts daily about scoring the position instead. Turns out the interviewer was her uncle. FML

#16705159
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33354) - you deserved it (2806)

On 06/17/2011 at 12:50am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

#16704892
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38183) - you deserved it (3676)

On 06/17/2011 at 12:34am - health - by ekoblick - United States

Today, my boss gave me an "All you need to know about grammar" book. FML

#16704546
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9489) - you deserved it (29835)

On 06/17/2011 at 12:16am - work - by illiterate - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML

#16700863
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45075) - you deserved it (9615)

On 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by evomadrid24 - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I was one point away from passing a state science exam. FML

#16697942
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32705) - you deserved it (10232)

On 06/16/2011 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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