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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 October 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 91
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Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26397) - you deserved it (1956)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30141) - you deserved it (4725)

On 08/24/2010 at 12:01pm - health - by prego - Canada (Saskatchewan)



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