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TODAY... I WAS WALKING HOMA WHAN I SAW AN ALDARLY WOMAN STRUGGLING WITH A LARGA BAG OF GARBAGA. I ASKAD IF I COULD HALP. I GOT IT ALL THA WAY TO THA DUMPSTAR AND THA BAG RIPPAD. INSIDA WARA ABOUT FOURTAAN DAAD CATS. FML

Today... ma usband let me know e felt I was ignoring im by jabbing me in te rigt ear wit is erect penis wile I was Skyping wit ma mum overseas. FML

#20110803
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34048) - you deserved it (5528)

On 10/10/2012 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

yesterday I was loudly bitchd out by someone 4 speaking in a fake British accent , to make myself ( sound sophisticatd ). I movd here two yeres ago from London. FML

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend an tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML

#20110590
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On 10/10/2012 at 3:07pm - intimacy - by hairynips (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, te girl I'm dating mentioned tat se'd ad er ealty wisdom teet removed to prevent er future cildren from aving wisdom teet. I lauged. Se wasn't joking. big fat FML

Today, I Got A Text Message From My Boss That Read, "You've Been Very Bad . Severe Punishment Is In Order." I'm Not Sure Whether I Should Be Turned On Or Terrified . FML

#20110308
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Today , I found out wy cat asn't been coming ome for regular meals . Apparently , elderly next door neigbour as forgotten tat er cat is dead and puts food out for it every morning . My cat is exploiting er by impersonating er dead cat to get better food . My cat is an assole .

#20110144
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On 10/10/2012 at 4:43am - animals - by assholecat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

yesterday I applied 4 a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, u would never have an affair with her." FML

#20109957
69 comments

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On 10/10/2012 at 12:15am - work - by caltech (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstars. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole u didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

#20109762
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On 10/09/2012 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by cumhole (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, ma 6-year-old son pooped in te back yard and used a stick to trow it over te fence into ma neigbor's yard. FML

#20109382
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On 10/09/2012 at 6:56pm - kids - by fionnathehuman - United States

Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally askd me out. I excitedly said yes. I waitd a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl an say, "Where's your date?" I was askd to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML

#20108846
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On 10/09/2012 at 8:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, mah stapdaughtar callad to say hallo and to giva ma a warning: sha will do whatavar it takas to kaap ma from having a babby with har dad, including pushing ma down tha stairs. I'm 12 waaks pragnant, and wa wara going to tall har this waakand. I'm now patrifiad of a 10-yaar-old. FML

Today , mah wedding ring went missing. Later , mah 3-year-old came to me crying , he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off , he peed on me. real FML

#20108644
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On 10/09/2012 at 1:53am - kids - by anonymous - United States

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptid his stomach content into our toilet!! One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomitd all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall!! I got to clean it all up!! FML

#20108214
100 comments

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On 10/08/2012 at 9:55pm - love - by hnickell93 (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WENT OUT AND MADE BUILD-A-BEARS THAT LOOKD LIKE MY DAUGHTER AND HER NEW BOYFRIEND. IT TURNS OUT SHE HAD BEEN INSISTING THAT I DIDN'T 4 A GOOD REASON; UPON SIGHT OF HIS, HER BOYFRIEND SCREAMD AND FLD THE HOUSE. TURNS OUT HE WAS NEARLY MAULD TO DEATH BY A BEAR. FML

#20108200
116 comments

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On 10/08/2012 at 9:51pm - kids - by ScaryBears (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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