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Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuse to have kids with me 4 at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppie without any "distractions". FML

#20140254
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25952) - you deserved it (3733)

On 10/30/2012 at 2:45pm - animals - by Lilly - United States

Today, mah boyfriend of a year broke up with me by saying, "It's not you, it's me. I have a terrible taste in women." FML

#20140004
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28181) - you deserved it (2926)

On 10/30/2012 at 9:27am - love - by LonelyMe -

Today , I went to te ospital in labor expecting a baby boy . I ended te day wit identical twins , a baffled doctor , and a usband convinced tat our sons can clone temselves . FML

#20139353
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27138) - you deserved it (2508)

On 10/29/2012 at 9:30pm - kids - by CutestBoysEver (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today... I was woken up by mah husband attempting to breastfed off mah lactating nipples. FML

#20139029
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22907) - you deserved it (2863)

On 10/29/2012 at 6:22pm - misc - by Indianagirl94 (woman) - United States

Today, I Jokingly Asked Mah Girlfriend What She Got Me 4 Mah Half Birthday, To Which She Replied "A Baby." She Was Serious. FML

Yesterday, at work as an EMT, I was telling a panicked patient that I would be taking her vital signs. I inadvertently said that I would be taking her vital organs. FML

#20137874
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18613) - you deserved it (3620)

On 10/28/2012 at 11:10pm - work - by Medic - United States (Washington)

Today, over a family dinner, husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

#20136968
115 comments

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On 10/28/2012 at 12:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassedhen she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, ( Honey, you are a casserole! You are just delicious, any guy is gonna want you sweetie! ) She honestly thought this would work. FML

#20133203
61 comments

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On 10/25/2012 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Agirl (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, ma boyfriend an I went on a romantic date to a botanical garden in te ills. A giant busfire erupted in te ills on our way, meaning we're now stuck out ere because te roads are closed. So romantic. FML

#20132703
79 comments

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On 10/25/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by not even a sexy bushfire - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I woke up with pink eye. My mom tried to help by putting drops in. It started burning like hell; she didn't understand why. It turns out she was putting ear drops in my eye. mega FML

#20132231
79 comments

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On 10/25/2012 at 12:37am - health - by allison_fishing - United States

Today, despite mah pain, mah mom still refuses to take me to a foot doctor because, ( They all have foot fetishes!! ) FML

#20132061
91 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 10:44pm - health - by illjustlimpthen (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, mah daughter told me that she wanted to convert to Christianity. Not because she has a strong relation with God, but because she wants to post Facebook statuses about Him and "get a lot of likes." FML

#20131695
103 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today my boyfriend went to ask my dad fir my and in marriage. All I could make out from te door was mumbling until profanitie started flying. My boyfriend souted "well se's a SINGLE bitc now!" and stormed out of te ouse. My dad still refuse to tell me wat appened in tere. FML

#20131535
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31659) - you deserved it (1956)

On 10/24/2012 at 5:08pm - love - by wtactualfuck :( (woman) - United States

TODAY... I WENT TO THE BAR I'VE ALWAYS GONE TO AFTER WORK FIR THE PAST 12 YERES. ON ARRIVAL... I GOT BANND FIR LIFE... PUNCHD IN THE NOSE AN THROWN OUT. THE BARMAID COMES OUT AN SAYS... "SORRY... WRONG GUY." FML

#20130988
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26445) - you deserved it (1613)

On 10/24/2012 at 6:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones... he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML

#20130407
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24471) - you deserved it (2706)

On 10/23/2012 at 9:19pm - love - by SFra - United States



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