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by Lilly / 10/30/2012 at 2:45pm / United States / Animals
by CutestBoysEver / 10/29/2012 at 9:30pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by Indianagirl94 / 10/29/2012 at 6:22pm / United States / Love
by JiggaJayZ / 10/29/2012 at 2:10pm / United States / Kids
by Medic / 10/28/2012 at 11:10pm / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
by Anonymous / 10/28/2012 at 12:44pm / United States / Kids
Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassed when she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, "Honey, you are a casserole! You are just delicious, any guy is gonna want you sweetie!" She honestly thought this would work. FML
by Agirl / 10/25/2012 at 7:44pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a romantic date to a botanical garden in the hills. A giant bushfire erupted in the hills on our way, meaning we're now stuck out here because the roads are closed. So romantic. FML
by not even a sexy bushfire / 10/25/2012 at 12:27pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
by allison_fishing / 10/25/2012 at 12:37am / United States / Health
by illjustlimpthen / 10/24/2012 at 10:44pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to convert to Christianity. Not because she has a strong relation with God, but because she wants to post Facebook statuses about Him and "get a lot of likes." FML
by Anonymous / 10/24/2012 at 7:06pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
by wtactualfuck :( / 10/24/2012 at 5:08pm / United States / Love
Today, I went to the bar I've always gone to after work for the past 12 years. On arrival, I got banned for life, punched in the nose and thrown out. The barmaid comes out and says, "Sorry, wrong guy." FML
by Anonymous / 10/24/2012 at 6:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by SFra / 10/23/2012 at 9:19pm / United States / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…