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RuCheezBurger
  • Town/Country : Chuj W Dupie, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 December 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 959
  • Number of comments : 174
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML

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237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34456) - you deserved it (4177)

On 10/19/2011 at 2:19pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

#17338945
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48878) - you deserved it (9568)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet shih tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML

#17164804
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27285) - you deserved it (2366)

On 07/18/2011 at 3:40pm - work - by StudMuffinette (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34966) - you deserved it (4838)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



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