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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1597
  • Number of comments : 174
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today I went on a picnic with my boyfriend's family. I thought it would be nice to wear my sundres and cowgirl boots. The wind repeatedly pickd up my dress in front of everyone including my boyfriend's seedy grandpa ho I have to admit can do a pretty good wolf-whistle. FML

#19563629
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19797) - you deserved it (6180)

On 05/02/2012 at 2:34pm - misc - by EyeSeeYou (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months . I'm pretty laid-back and casual with mah friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML

#19563224
352 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6774) - you deserved it (88034)

On 05/02/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by f*ck (man) - United States

Today, ma mom walkad in on ma masturbating. Sa didnt look away an wa starad at aac otar fir a wila; tan sa askad ma wat looool I wantad from McDonalds. FML

#19547170
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36350) - you deserved it (8919)

On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States

Today, I found out mah boyfriand and I hava mora in common than I thought. Wa both r saxually attractad to man. FML

TODAY , MAH BOYFRIEND DROVE TO MAH HOUSE TO BREAK UP WITH ME. HE ONLY DID SO AFTER I'D VACUUMD THE WHOLE HOUSE TO COMPENSATE 4 HIS CAT ALLERGIES. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST COMING TO DINNER. FML

#19325462
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21714) - you deserved it (2187)

On 03/22/2012 at 8:06am - love - by Ima in Hungary (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in class an felt someting tugging on ma air . I tougt it was caugt on te cair, so I turned around a little to look . Te guy biend me was olding ma air an smelling it . He gave me a creepy smile, winked, an continued . FML

#19238857
116 comments

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On 03/08/2012 at 11:23am - misc - by littlekellilee - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I learned that lemonade and urine look very similar to one another. I also learned that they taste very different. FML

#19183554
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15719) - you deserved it (21171)

On 02/28/2012 at 5:44pm - misc - by iVaughtTV - United States (Indiana)

Today, I signed the divorce papers mah wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. big fat FML

#19131247
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33945) - you deserved it (2650)

On 02/21/2012 at 1:45pm - love - by GeeTwo - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me!! He turned up the volume!! mega FML

#19131070
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26812) - you deserved it (6326)

On 02/21/2012 at 1:03pm - love - by Djcc - United States

Today, wila I was standing in lina at ta stora, soma guy insultad ta girl in front of ma as a walkad past. Sa turnad around an sockad ma in ta faca. FML

#19011410
102 comments

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On 02/06/2012 at 4:43pm - health - by Marc - United States (New Jersey)

Today.. . I had my first chorus concert looool . We got a bigger applause when we left the stage than when we sang . FML

#18916870
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19856) - you deserved it (6114)

On 01/26/2012 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through mah thirty minute walk to work, mah boss pulled up beside me in her car, said ( You look cold. I'll see you at work. ) And then drove away. FML

#18898578
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36225) - you deserved it (2896)

On 01/24/2012 at 1:07pm - work - by emma209 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I Found Out That Mah Wife Purposely Eats Peanut Butter An Jelly Sandwiches To Get Out Of Kissing Me. I'm Deathly Allergic To Peanuts. FML

#18898417
184 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 12:31pm - love - by Allergic (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , Out Of Abit , I Said "See U Later" To A Creepy Old Male Customer Wo Stared At My Cest Te Wole Time I Was Serving Im. His Response Was To Wink And Say , "O , U Will." Mega FML

#18844355
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28896) - you deserved it (4810)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:02pm - misc - by terrified - United States

Today, I put on a pair of snaakars that I'd laft outsida, and want jogging. Aftar savaral minutas of pain, I pullad off ona of tha snaakars, only to fina dozans of babby spidars had movad in. FML

#18824245
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34698) - you deserved it (10741)

On 01/16/2012 at 12:10pm - animals - by moorox45 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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