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Today, while bored at work I was reading an article online about the local zoo and its animals. I received an email so quickly responded, but when signing off accidentally wrote "thanks hippo" instead of "thanks heaps". To a woman with a weight problem. Who also outranks me. FML
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On 03/04/2011 at 2:13am - work - by sharni88 (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML
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On 03/04/2011 at 1:07am - work - by st00pid (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML
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On 03/03/2011 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, while watching Animal Planet, I realised my boyfriend uses the Dog Whisperer techniques on me. FML
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On 02/28/2011 at 5:55am - love - by notagoodsign (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)
Today, I went to my first ever high school party with music, drinks, and dancing. Within a few minutes of taking my first ever shot of tequila, I was in the worst pain in my life. My parents were called and I had to be taken to the hospital. I'm alcohol intolerant. FML
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On 02/27/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by Stormy (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML
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On 02/27/2011 at 2:28pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to the top of the hill, my instructor pushed me saying, "Just believe, it'll come to you!" He said this just before I hit a tree, breaking my nose. FML
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On 02/27/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 8:56pm - misc - by Angela (woman) - United States
Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 7:59pm - misc - by NoMeatFail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 4:36pm - misc - by bitchyskier - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 3:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 9:03am - love - by welcometothefamily - United States (Georgia)
Today, I realized it feels better when I sneeze than when my boyfriend and I have sex. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 7:18am - intimacy - by horriblegf - United States
Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML
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On 02/25/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by gumpy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide and walk away without being too conspicuous. FML
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On 02/25/2011 at 7:18am - misc - by Arlbethere (woman) - United Kingdom (Northumberland)
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