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TODAY, I RETURND FROM A LONG BUSINES TRIP A DAY EARLY TO SURPRISE WIFE. SHE WAS SLEEPING, SO I CLIMBD INTO BD AND STARTD SPOONING HER. THINKING I WAS AN INTRUDER, SHE SIMULTANEOUSLY KICKD ME IN THE GROIN, ELBOWD ME IN THE RIBS, AND SMACKD THE BACK OF HER HEAD INTO JAW. FML

#20805942
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43630) - you deserved it (24610)

On 07/27/2013 at 4:03am - love - by good_aim (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was on my thrd date with a really hot grl . A guy walkd by singing the Pokémon theme song . She startd making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity . I joind in order to keep the conversation going . Everything was going great but then my phone rang . It was the Pokémon theme song . FML

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490 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15851) - you deserved it (74808)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by chickennbenchpress (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, A SOLDIER IN MY UNIT HAD UNKNOWINGLY LOST A GPS IN THE WOODS AND MY SECTION WAS SENT TO GO FINE IT. AFTER HOURS OF WADING THROUGH CHEST HIGH SWAMPS IN 32 DEGREE WEATHER, THE GPS WAS FOUND, THANKS TO THE SOLDIER WHO LOST IT. IT WAS IN HIS VEST. MEGA FML

#8852783
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27674) - you deserved it (1988)

On 03/05/2010 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I had to call poison control looool because mah idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML

#4326730
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48985) - you deserved it (16186)

On 08/06/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was shopping at COSTCO 4 a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me I heard somebody say "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML

#3969079
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50565) - you deserved it (8781)

On 07/23/2009 at 1:23am - love - by costcocondoms (man) - Mexico (Baja California)



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