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RoyalBeast16

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 June 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 210
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About RoyalBeast16 : I'm black

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Today, I helped a very large elderly man, who thanked me and tried to hand me a dollar bill. I kindly told him, "We are not allowed to accept tips from customers." His reply was, "You're going to take this fucking money," and shoved it in my pocket. I'm now being written up for it. FML

#21304848
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24771) - you deserved it (1928)

On 11/23/2014 at 10:48pm - work - by justinmdent - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

#21303116
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27448) - you deserved it (3339)

On 11/21/2014 at 1:11am - work - by TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - United States (California)

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22911) - you deserved it (39679)

On 02/17/2014 at 12:43pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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