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Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

#16019768
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13261) - you deserved it (58285)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by hornyloser (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

#16017618
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38859) - you deserved it (3838)

On 05/02/2011 at 9:51am - health - by megomania (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML

#16016488
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8129) - you deserved it (52746)

On 05/02/2011 at 5:33am - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of 'whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back.' Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML

#16016307
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35755) - you deserved it (9494)

On 05/02/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by ohtheshame -

Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML

#16014326
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10345) - you deserved it (29693)

On 05/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by alchy (woman) - United States

Today, my mom told my abusive ex-boyfriend, whom I broke up with 5 days ago, that he is always welcome at my house. She "misses him". FML

#16010134
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44403) - you deserved it (3204)

On 05/01/2011 at 9:05pm - love - by exnotwelcome19 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

#16009360
206 comments

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On 05/01/2011 at 8:21pm - animals - by Cassie -

Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML

#16009098
144 comments

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On 05/01/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by dirtyclothess -

Today, I woke up at 4:40AM and went to the kitchen. My brother and his steel-capped boots easily found me in the dark. FML

#16005260
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22500) - you deserved it (3271)

On 05/01/2011 at 2:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Southland)

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

#16003587
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36844) - you deserved it (3815)

On 05/01/2011 at 12:11pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my elderly father-in-law grabbed my breasts in the pool at a family gathering. I'd let it go as an accident if this wasn't the 4th time it happened today. FML

#16002585
271 comments

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On 05/01/2011 at 10:30am - intimacy - by nothanks - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML

#15992331
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33017) - you deserved it (4602)

On 04/30/2011 at 4:30pm - misc - by OhGreat - United States (Washington)

Today, I went out on a date with an ex boyfriend that I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is my ex girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML

#15985974
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30173) - you deserved it (6849)

On 04/30/2011 at 1:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

#15985772
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35797) - you deserved it (7083)

On 04/30/2011 at 1:06am - love - by Imrickar - United States

Today, I was sword fighting in a play when I accidentally hit the other person in the head. He called me a bitch and stormed off stage, leaving me alone with an audience of 50. FML

#15985252
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25864) - you deserved it (4475)

On 04/30/2011 at 12:25am - misc - by me - United States



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