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Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML
by Behemoth2 / 12/14/2008 at 12:15am / Transportation
by Clader / 12/09/2008 at 10:09pm / Love
by hell! / 12/02/2008 at 3:27am / Intimacy
Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML
by Sam / 11/28/2008 at 3:50am / Intimacy
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
by mimo / 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm / Kids
by pinpin / 11/13/2008 at 6:39am / Kids
by Rolax / 11/06/2008 at 4:38am / Love
by Unknown / 10/26/2008 at 8:56am / Health
by aXel / 10/13/2008 at 4:29am / Animals