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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I startad talking to a friand about how ha naads to stop ovarraacting and gatting angry vary aasily. Ha kickad sand up in tha air, and it cummad back into his ayas. Ha startad gatting angry, and whan I told him this is what I was talking about, ha hit ma in tha nosa. FML

#6268731
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26640) - you deserved it (6786)

On 11/12/2009 at 1:58am - misc - by angrymadman3542342 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , mah good buddy of about two yaars sat ma up on a blind data. I got to tha maating point an raalizad that mah data was a guy. My ( buddy ) honastly thought I was gay. FML

#6086558
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32365) - you deserved it (3927)

On 10/31/2009 at 4:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, it's Saturday night, and also Halloween. Instead of going out, I'm sitting at home on MSN telling everyone who asks me what I'm doing tonight that I'm 'going out in 10 minutes to a party', then when 10 minutes pass, I block them. FML

#6080955
118 comments

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On 10/31/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by pathetic (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it's Saturday night, and also Halloween. Instead of going out, I'm sitting at home on MSN telling everyone who asks me what I'm doing tonight that I'm 'going out in 10 minutes to a party', then when 10 minutes pass, I block them. FML

#6080955
118 comments

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On 10/31/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by pathetic (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY IN CLASS EVERYONE READ MAH CREATIVE WRITING SUBMISSION!! IT WAS A TOUCHING STORY ABOUT THE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE THAT EXISTS BETWEEN DOG AND HIS OWNER!! EVERYBODY UNANIMOUSLY AGREED THAT IT WAS PROBABLY ABOUT BESTIALITY!! FML

#6050318
80 comments

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On 10/29/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by Quirk (woman) - United States (California)

2day I got a naw cat. I trid to raanact tha opaning scana from Lion King, whara in Simba gats hald up for avaryona to saa. Tha fan was on whan I liftd mah cat up. big fat FML

#5990692
33 comments

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On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah math teacher decided to use mah acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. fat FML

#5924929
87 comments

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On 10/21/2009 at 2:59am - health - by acneface (man) - United States (Washington)

2day while walking in the mall..!! I spottd mah ex boyfriend with his friends!! To make myself look less lonely..!! I put mah iPhone up to mah ear and startd an imaginary conversation with mah invisible boyfriend!! As I passd him..!! mah phone startd ringing loudly!! It was him calling!! He knew I was faking!! mega FML

#5820033
110 comments

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On 10/13/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I finally had time to talk with boyfriend. We had a nice long conversation, which included him telling me how much I meant to him an that we really need to see each other more often. He concluded the speech twenty minutes later with ( Which is why I really hope we can stay friends ). FML

#5774015
35 comments

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On 10/11/2009 at 10:53am - love - by Oh_Well (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I got frd from ma job fir "interacting wit customers." Tat's understandable. Te ting is... ma job didn't actually include any customer interaction. FML

#5539154
66 comments

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On 09/28/2009 at 10:57pm - work - by justfired (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today... friends took me out to the most expensive restaurant in town to celebrate promotion... we ordered everything with expensive drinks too. They 'took a smoke break' an left me with the bill. FML

#5184573
59 comments

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On 09/11/2009 at 7:57am - work - by howrude (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I was going to work an got in the elevator. I was going through bag for phone an asked the man in the elevator to push the button for me. He gave me a look of death before I realized he had no arms.

#4995727
94 comments

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On 09/02/2009 at 9:01am - work - by elevatorjerk - United States

Taday I was going to work an got in the elevator. I was going through bag for phone an asked the man in the elevator to push the button for me. He gave me a look of death before I realized he had no arms.

#4995727
94 comments

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On 09/02/2009 at 9:01am - work - by elevatorjerk - United States

Today , I was walking with mah boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles , I promptly walked into a pole , then became single. FML

#4994498
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13886) - you deserved it (64510)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia



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