Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Roxxay

Search for a member

Roxxay

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3262
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Roxxay : :)

Roxxay's page activity

Visits<b>batmanlove</b> - the 08/01/2014 at 12:30am<b>TheExtremeTeam17</b> - the 05/18/2014 at 7:22pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/28/2014 at 10:38am<b>king_of_LA</b> - the 03/10/2014 at 9:49pm<b>auzieforever705</b> - the 12/28/2013 at 2:24pm<b>TheSlimeCat</b> - the 07/18/2013 at 3:41pm<b>Gunnie</b> - the 05/04/2013 at 4:11pm<b>lmc94</b> - the 11/13/2011 at 12:50am<b>Shenronlock</b> - the 03/27/2011 at 6:46pm<b>CloudEnvy</b> - the 02/25/2011 at 4:52pm<b>tigercoon</b> - the 02/21/2011 at 4:47pm<b>kitkatmiaow</b> - the 02/21/2011 at 2:29pm<b>DrCammaCazzi</b> - the 02/21/2011 at 1:50pm

Roxxay's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

See all of Roxxay's badges

Roxxay's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally got the courage to say to my boyfriend that I feel invisible and ignored. To this he said 'You aren't invisible, I mean, look at that nose.' FML

#15365098
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36514) - you deserved it (7168)

On 03/18/2011 at 8:36am - love - by anon -

Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML

#15334821
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15934) - you deserved it (47527)

On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109246) - you deserved it (6562) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, I was performing a show about pirates for a youth program. A child started crying because I wasn't a real pirate. A little girl took my defense: "He's a real pirate, his teeth are all yellow!" FML

#15203420
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27318) - you deserved it (10154)

On 03/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML

#15161095
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47953) - you deserved it (13781)

On 03/01/2011 at 8:24am - intimacy - by WhyMe? -

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

#15105515
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16309) - you deserved it (46349)

On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got demoted from my manager's position, only to be replaced by a 21 year old who has never worked in retail in her life. I now have to spend the next month teaching her my job so they can fire me. FML

#15049361
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32478) - you deserved it (3178)

On 02/20/2011 at 6:49am - work - by lisha182 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

#15045692
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9662) - you deserved it (73901)

On 02/19/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by breakinphones - United States (Arizona)

Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me, telling me she's pregnant. FML

#15038922
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11442) - you deserved it (42665)

On 02/19/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

#15034868
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37970) - you deserved it (7806)

On 02/19/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML

#15025118
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25346) - you deserved it (19056)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by thestudent (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML

#15016068
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46042) - you deserved it (5376)

On 02/17/2011 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by fmylife117 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was bored. During sex. FML

#15001390
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32030) - you deserved it (20610)

On 02/16/2011 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to a good friend of mine leaving my bed. The very friend I've had a crush on for months, and knows exactly how I feel about him. Everything was great until he said, "Yeah, about last night... It's just that you were there, and I was weak. See ya." FML

#14974628
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36960) - you deserved it (6674)

On 02/14/2011 at 3:25pm - love - by Emily (woman) - France (Auvergne)

Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML

#14881953
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10956) - you deserved it (38512)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Lindsay (woman) - United States (Missouri)



FML's blog

  • Cynthia's illustrated FML
  • TFIF indeed. It's time to kick off the suit and tie and forget about work. Some of us are going out for drinks with friends, others are going to enjoy some live music and some brave fools are going to keep fit…

Friday 28 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: