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Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 5:06pm - health - by Ceej - United States (Illinois)
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 10:07am - misc - by ewww - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 1:15am - kids - by NaomiMadison - United States
Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)
Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 7:36pm - kids - by Username - United States
Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 3:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (South Carolina)
Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 2:26pm - misc - by someone - United States
Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML
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Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says "Oh! I thought you guys went extinct." This is the country I live in. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 11:18am - work - by crazygirl12 - United States (Missouri)
Today, after being terrified for years, I went on a plane for the first time. It was also the first time I "emergency landed." FML
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On 07/28/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by Alyssa Charlotte - Mexico
Today, after being recently laid off at work due to "cutbacks", I went job searching around town. During my drive, I cruised past my old workplace and saw a "now hiring" sign in their window. FML
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On 07/28/2011 at 6:25pm - work - by jellymoon14 - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML
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On 07/28/2011 at 4:37pm - health - by shroooms (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)
Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML
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On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)
Today, I got into an argument with a militantly feminist co-worker of mine. She threw several vulgar insults at me and debased the entire male gender before storming off. I'd only asked if she needed help while she was doing a crossword. FML
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On 07/28/2011 at 6:51am - work - by Rick - United States (Indiana)
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