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About Rouge_Plague : I hate racists, pedophiles and murderer's whom chop up people's bodies and leave them to be found a month or two later. I REALLY hate a combination of all of that.

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Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to give her an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61439) - you deserved it (3895)

On 06/13/2009 at 2:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I picked up my 4-year-old daughter from day care. As we're driving home, a butterfly lands on the windshield. Just as my daughter comments on how pretty the butterfly is, I turned a corner and accidentally hit the windshield wipers and smeared the pretty butterfly across the windshield. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39313) - you deserved it (8764)

On 05/29/2009 at 4:13pm - animals - by reb2632 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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