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Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52873) - you deserved it (9142)

On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

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