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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 December 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 397
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML


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On 04/15/2012 at 2:49am - love - by needurlove (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I admitted my fear of small spaces to my boyfriend. His response was to immediately lock me in the hall closet. FML


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On 01/26/2012 at 6:50pm - health - by Bailyboo (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML


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