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Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 10:43pm - animals - by DOGSNACHER (woman) - United States (California)
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of two years over the phone, I recieved a knock on my door. It was my now ex-girlfriend who came to seek revenge by shooting me in the balls with a paintball gun at about a three foot range. FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 3:41pm - love - by lovehurts (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I fainted and woke up in a hospital. My mom drove me to the emergency room. The doctor said I had a panic attack. What did I have a panic attack from? Bidding on ebay. FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 8:31pm - misc - by graospe (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I saw my favourite shirt on the floor of my dorm's bathroom. Feeling too lazy to bend down, I used my feet to "flick" the shirt up. Apparently, some drunkard took a dump on the floor and used my shirt to cover it up. I now have shit all over my feet, hands and the wall in front of me. FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 9:11am - misc - by CrapFeet (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)
Today, I woke up and found that someone had taken a dump on my car. They'd apparently felt bad about it, as they'd then keyed "sorry" into the door. FML
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On 12/06/2009 at 8:24am - misc - by flying_vegan - United Kingdom
Today, I got an email. It said "Everyone hates you. We voted." FML
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On 12/02/2009 at 10:26am - misc - by JustAnotherTina (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML
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On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was riding my bike back to my house. Suddenly I was hit by something in the head. I looked down to see a lemon on the ground and looked up to see a guy yelling at me in a car that was passing. He was yelling at me because I got in the way of the house he was throwing it at. FML
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On 11/30/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Lemonhead (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad. We went to the edge of a cliff to "relieve ourselves". He peed and it came and hit me in the face, he did it on purpose. So, I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 5:53pm - misc - by Harry (man) - United States (California)
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 11:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, while I was in confession, I was saying my sins and the priest called me a "pain in the ass." FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by ? - United States
Today, my friend accidentally left her facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 1:31am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
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On 11/28/2009 at 8:53pm - misc - by figures - United States
Today, a mall cop tore up my 'Free hugs' sign. FML
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On 11/28/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Cornbreesha (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was at a dinner with my dad's girlfriend's family. I met this guy who I found kind of cute and tried to talk to him a couple times. To avoid talking to me he started playing his PSP. I could see the screen perfectly and the PSP was clearly off. FML
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On 11/27/2009 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
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