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Rooroo1
  • Town/Country : United States
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 18
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

#19187510
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15135) - you deserved it (40673)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML

#17954920
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22026) - you deserved it (5365)

On 10/10/2011 at 8:58pm - health - by maniac11 - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that I get to spend the next two weeks at my grandparents house, which smells like cat litter, while the rest of my family takes a cruise through the Carribean. They can't afford to take a ninth person. FML

#12096842
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33531) - you deserved it (2302)

On 07/25/2010 at 1:45am - animals - by greaaaatt. - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was on my bed on top of my boyfriend when I lost my balance and fell. My father walked in the door to see what the noise was. I don't know what is more embarrassing, my father walking in, or him walking in saying "Thats an expensive bed." FML

#10706992
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21152) - you deserved it (9067)

On 05/23/2010 at 3:27am - intimacy - by EmbarrassedDaughter (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79707) - you deserved it (2727)

On 04/03/2009 at 11:10pm - health - by blehhh (woman) - United States (California)



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