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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 September 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 314
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ronald87 : Loving all the post and comments here!!! Make my day interesting!!! Keep posting funny stories guys:)

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Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML


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On 12/31/2012 at 10:44am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, the office I work at put up a "No Masturbating at Desks" sign. I'm disappointed by this, not because I usually whack off at my desk, but because enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML


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On 08/26/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finished moving out of my apartment and decided to clean the fridge before I left. I pulled out a drawer that I never used and was shocked to find a moldy, rotten, decayed watermelon. I remembered that I had bought a watermelon the first week I moved into the apartment. Four years ago. FML


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On 08/30/2009 at 2:29am - misc - by rydawg79 (man) - United States (New York)

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