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Roley4498
  • Town/Country : United Kingdom
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  • Birth Date : Monday 16 May 1983 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 108
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML

#19959059
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18319) - you deserved it (2016)

On 07/19/2012 at 1:36pm - love - by Mitch (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37213) - you deserved it (3020)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML

#19531707
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I agree, your life sucks (22159) - you deserved it (2566)

On 04/26/2012 at 10:43am - love - by Aus (woman) - United States

Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died 2 years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5157) - you deserved it (35902)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:43am - work - by ITM21 - United States



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