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Rokksteady
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 September 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 295
  • Number of comments : 20
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Today, a cute girl sat down next to me on the bus. She looked up at me, and then moved to the back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21626) - you deserved it (2536)

On 09/30/2010 at 11:07am - misc - by Ugh-Lee - United States

Today, I was changing in the back seat of my new truck when it started to roll backwards. In my haste to reach the brake, I hit my head and fell face first into the steering wheel. I then realized that it wasn't rolling. The car next to me was just pulling out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7586) - you deserved it (16868)

On 09/27/2010 at 3:22pm - misc - by milhouse86 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (372995) - you deserved it (413058)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (147893) - you deserved it (55392)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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