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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 September 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 551
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, a cute girl sat down next to me on the bus. She looked up at me, and then moved to the back. FML

#13262261
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28301) - you deserved it (3481)

On 09/30/2010 at 11:07am - misc - by Ugh-Lee - United States

Today, I was changing in the back seat of my new truck when it started to roll backwards. In my haste to reach the brake, I hit my head and fell face first into the steering wheel. I then realized that it wasn't rolling. The car next to me was just pulling out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10253) - you deserved it (25553)

On 09/27/2010 at 3:22pm - misc - by milhouse86 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (232500) - you deserved it (81227)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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