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Rogerrr57

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Rogerrr57

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1324
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rogerrr57 : I'm a sad person, and that's the reason why I visit this website.

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Today, I got out of the shower and walked into my living room to see my sis' and her boyfriend sitting very closely on our family's fairly large couch. I laughed and said, "Look at the happy couple." Then her now ex-boyfriend burst into tears. Turns out they'd just broken up. FML

#21345785
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20402) - you deserved it (2663)

On 01/28/2015 at 7:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML

#21338310
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28464) - you deserved it (2567)

On 01/16/2015 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I had to go back to the restaurant I had just eaten at and beg for my tip back so I could afford my bus home. FML

Today, I asked the girl I sort of like as we were leaving class how her day was going so far. She said, 'Great. Don't ruin it.' FML

#21333389
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29872) - you deserved it (2613)

On 01/08/2015 at 4:26pm - love - by loser - United States (Florida)

Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML

#21318050
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30163) - you deserved it (3120)

On 12/15/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by thechaos (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML

#21312768
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39920) - you deserved it (2249)

On 12/06/2014 at 7:56pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, it's either be alone and miserable, or go on shitty dates and be miserable. I have no other options. FML

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

#21293619
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32260) - you deserved it (3630)

On 11/06/2014 at 7:30pm - love - by really - United States

Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML

#21293465
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33468) - you deserved it (6461)

On 11/06/2014 at 3:15pm - love - by notsofriendly (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad told me that my mom wanted to name me something "unusual." He eventually got her to compromise. I go by Violet. I now know that my legal name is Purple. FML

#21292947
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36436) - you deserved it (2408)

On 11/05/2014 at 8:12pm - misc - by Purple (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was stuck in the elevator at my building, so I pushed the emergency button which made a ringing noise. After half an hour, I hear someone yelling to the elevator, "Could you stop pushing that button, there are kids sleeping." FML

#21289322
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32231) - you deserved it (2150)

On 10/31/2014 at 9:26pm - misc - by Virginy - France

Today, I found out what it's like to drive seven hours home with a woman who just brutally rejected your marriage proposal. FML

#21284911
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42582) - you deserved it (3489)

On 10/25/2014 at 10:10am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after my first day at work at a local daycare, I found out that I'm not entitled to breaks because I'm the only worker there who doesn't smoke. My boss asked me, ''What do you need a break for?'' FML

#21284495
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36318) - you deserved it (2558)

On 10/24/2014 at 4:52pm - work - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML

#21280817
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33196) - you deserved it (5644)

On 10/19/2014 at 12:11am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, an elderly woman was crossing the street and dropped her bag of groceries. I got out of my car to assist her, but she beat me repeatedly, yelling that I was "enforcing a stereotype". Sorry for trying to help. FML

#21277469
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33685) - you deserved it (2719)

On 10/14/2014 at 3:15am - misc - by I_AM_READING - United States (Alaska)



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