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Rogerrr57

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 810
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rogerrr57 : I'm a sad person, and that's the reason why I visit this website.

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Rogerrr57's favorite FMLs

Today, same as every other night, I sat in my car outside my home, just to avoid going inside. I live alone. FML

#21267816
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12185) - you deserved it (1921)

On 09/29/2014 at 6:04pm - love - by inmycar - United States (New York)

Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad "What's up?" He casually replied: "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML

#21265875
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27484) - you deserved it (2188)

On 09/26/2014 at 4:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it's the first day of fall. It's also the day that over 20 people have made jokes about my name being "Autumn" like they're the funniest, most original people alive. It's not even 8 am. This is going to be a long day. FML

#21263689
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30099) - you deserved it (2843)

On 09/23/2014 at 8:00am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend admitted that she "probably wasn't even sober" when I asked her out and she said yes. Our almost 2-year relationship is the longest drunken mistake ever. FML

#21260142
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32323) - you deserved it (2787)

On 09/17/2014 at 5:22pm - love - by KayEffEh (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my brother got the same cologne as the guy I've been seeing for a while. Every time I'm with my brother I think about him, and every time I'm with him I think about my brother. FML

#21259922
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37720) - you deserved it (3747)

On 09/17/2014 at 7:46am - love - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my co-workers threw me a surprise 30th birthday party. After lighting sparklers on the cake and singing happy birthday, we all enjoyed a few moments of sparkly, happy fun time. Then the building's fire alarm tripped and over 200 people had to be evacuated. FML

#21259630
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30688) - you deserved it (3735)

On 09/16/2014 at 7:23pm - work - by so so old now (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it was report card day at swimming lessons. Because it was the last day, a little girl brought me flowers. She was the only kid in that class who didn't pass. FML

#21251459
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39694) - you deserved it (3389)

On 09/03/2014 at 9:31pm - work - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, while finally about to make love with my long term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

#21249014
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43549) - you deserved it (4431)

On 08/31/2014 at 11:14am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML

#21242576
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37308) - you deserved it (4680)

On 08/21/2014 at 4:16pm - work - by jalisc512 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband wanted me to take a sleeping pill before having sex with me. Apparently I'm better in bed while half-asleep. FML

#21238124
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39727) - you deserved it (5030)

On 08/15/2014 at 11:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - China (Shanghai)

Today, my blind date thought the best way to start off is to show up blind drunk. She ended up puking on the table and leaving me to pay. FML

#21236314
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37089) - you deserved it (3238)

On 08/13/2014 at 12:25am - love - by ragingwaffles - United States (California)

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

#21236025
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41136) - you deserved it (8835)

On 08/12/2014 at 5:23pm - health - by facefuckedguy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my coworkers and I were comparing the backgrounds we have on our phones. They pretty much sum up our love lives; everyone else's background is a photo of their boyfriend or girlfriend. Mine's a photo of a lifeless desert. FML

#21235038
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35219) - you deserved it (4112) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/11/2014 at 3:05pm - love - by Fennec (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML

#21232320
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33472) - you deserved it (11216)

On 08/08/2014 at 3:40am - love - by alisaav (woman) - Thailand

Today, I overheard my boyfriend saying to his friends, "I never knew what real contraception was until I saw Laura's face." I'm Laura. FML

#21219482
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39078) - you deserved it (3619)

On 07/24/2014 at 4:51pm - love - by I don't condome that, babe (woman) - United States (Florida)



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