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Roflsauruz

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 December 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1213
  • Number of comments : 208
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Roflsauruz : Lame-person-hating nay-sayer.

....And just about the most negative person you'll ever meet.

















(Sorry, that's all. :/..........)

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Roflsauruz's favorite FMLs

Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough, the guy I have had a crush on for four years now was there. I tried to get drunk so that I can make a move and blame it on the alcohol. I went in to whisper my confession in his ear... only to puke on him. FML

#4808009
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11060) - you deserved it (65915)

On 08/25/2009 at 10:17am - love - by sickened (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, I rode my bike to work. Once there, I realized I forgot my bike lock. For fear of it being stolen, I quickly rode home and took my car instead. When I got home, I realized my bike was missing. Someone stole it from my backyard. FML

#3767718
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45389) - you deserved it (5958)

On 07/15/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML

#1767727
693 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19079) - you deserved it (263695)

On 05/09/2009 at 12:43am - work - by pizzagurl (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins are still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid runs out and shoots me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and he ruined my new suit. FML

#1060859
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56047) - you deserved it (6822)

On 04/17/2009 at 5:12pm - misc - by ruined_suit (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML

#409168
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101224) - you deserved it (8191)

On 03/17/2009 at 8:16am - money - by Recon (man) - Switzerland (Basel-Stadt)



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