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Robin_Holywood
  • Town/Country : Merritt, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 January 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 340
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Robin_Holywood : I have a girlfriend, hate where i live, love the dark, always chillin with my friends, i miss my girlfriend every second of the day

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Today, at work, a woman came up to the counter and asked if we made sweet and sour chicken. Before I could answer, she told me a really long recipe and said "I expect to see this on the menu next time I come in, or I will complain to the manager about your lousy work ethic". I work at Starbucks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56286) - you deserved it (2495)

On 07/05/2009 at 1:21am - work - by Barista (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML

#169913 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (125377) - you deserved it (8863)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by xo_lezz (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking through the mall with my boyfriend of a year and a half. There was sign outside of the jewelry store that said, "Engagement Rings-No interest for 12 months." I said, "Look, baby! No interest." He replied, "That's right...NO INTEREST." FML

#151605 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (18300) - you deserved it (35265)

On 02/27/2009 at 10:18am - love - by Ma.Sa.La. (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it stuck mid-floor. Being supportive, I went to hug her and tell her we'll be OK. Today I also learned that my girlfriend is deathly claustrophobic and her predominant reaction is to vomit. In this case, all over me. We were stuck for 2 hours. FML

#132840 (40)

I agree, your life sucks (41893) - you deserved it (2365)

On 02/25/2009 at 12:53pm - love - by goingup? (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632 (219)

I agree, your life sucks (163454) - you deserved it (32450)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)