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by tothebaneofkings / 04/23/2014 at 12:20am / United States / Miscellaneous
by seth7_ / 01/18/2014 at 2:14am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/12/2014 at 1:38am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by wtf / 01/10/2014 at 11:47am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by loganHchrist / 01/08/2014 at 7:53pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
by gottacatchemall / 01/08/2014 at 12:43am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was called by the counselor to discuss my "issues". She told me that other students had reported to her that they saw scars on my arms. I don't cut, I just have a hormonal and aggressive parrot who sees me as his personal tree. FML
by That Girl with the Amazon Parrot / 01/04/2014 at 2:21am / United States / Animals
by FMLPLZ / 01/02/2014 at 9:52pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad is going through a midlife crisis. He now wants to be less like a dad and more like a "best friend" to me. This mainly involves him constantly texting me, sending me stuff on Snapchat, and saying stuff like "wicked cool", "bazinga", and "swag" every chance he gets. FML
by fuck off, dad / 01/02/2014 at 12:07pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by mistletoe / 12/08/2013 at 9:21pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by goingtothegym / 12/08/2013 at 8:16pm / United States (California) / Health
by oh / 12/06/2013 at 4:20pm / Denmark (Midtjylland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was visiting a family member at a women's prison. The staff wanted to search me, basically claiming that my breasts looked suspiciously disproportionate, implying I was smuggling something in. FML
by Anonymous / 11/27/2013 at 12:51pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML
by MissYouPieceOfSkin / 11/27/2013 at 3:44am / United States (Washington) / Health
by cb / 11/25/2013 at 1:58pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
- Today, I got a call from my local hospital's emergency room, stating my wife was in labour. My wife… Today, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this… Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached…
- Today, during a family dinner with my grandparents, I showed them some pictures. One was a picture… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, returning home, I found my roommate trying one of my bras. When he saw my shocked face, the…