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  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 August 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 479
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument which resulted in her begging for a divorce and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML

#20043524
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27064) - you deserved it (1954)

On 08/26/2012 at 10:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML

#19118368
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15092) - you deserved it (52593)

On 02/19/2012 at 10:00pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML

#18736387
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31668) - you deserved it (3565)

On 01/07/2012 at 2:47pm - love - by Forever Alone x2 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother commented "loser" on my Facebook profile picture. She got 41 likes. FML

#18559949
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35788) - you deserved it (6191)

On 12/20/2011 at 5:43am - misc - by milly - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML

#18523921
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34351) - you deserved it (12278)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

#18080163
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19503) - you deserved it (31065)

On 10/26/2011 at 12:14pm - money - by Pimaan - United States

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

#18079662
414 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22443) - you deserved it (44864)

On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

#18034396
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31657) - you deserved it (8940)

On 10/20/2011 at 9:24pm - health - by box bulge - China

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

#17823429
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52859) - you deserved it (2664)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I fell asleep in class. If that wasn't bad enough, I awoke gasping for air. I almost drowned in my arm fat. FML

#10678827
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10573) - you deserved it (36935)

On 05/21/2010 at 10:41pm - health - by guyshithappensto (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I discovered my step mom had thrown out my baby blanket because it was an "eyesore". It was an heirloom from my birth mother and the only thing I have left from her. FML

#9024995
372 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49488) - you deserved it (2045)

On 03/12/2010 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

#8492121
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9670) - you deserved it (27652)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by AwwChute (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

#7608108
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35597) - you deserved it (3014)

On 01/27/2010 at 5:20am - misc - by Sundendako (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML

#5416857
452 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60840) - you deserved it (5295)

On 09/22/2009 at 5:48pm - misc - by carnivore (man) - United States (Washington)



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