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RivalEnemy
  • Town/Country : Aurora, United States of 'Murica
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 January 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 57
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RivalEnemy : 16 year old. Xbox gamertag:RivalBlowfish0 Clan:(NHep) respect is key

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Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52044) - you deserved it (4046)

On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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