About Ritaa : I like good books. I like good music. If I like you it's because I respect you and for no other reason.
I live by these quotes, among others.
“To sell your soul is the easiest thing in the world. That’s what everybody does every hour of his life. If I asked you to keep your soul--would you understand why that’s much harder?” - The Fountainhead
"The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference."
- Elie Wiesel
“To live a creative life we must lose our fear of being wrong.” - Joseph Chilton Pierce
“If anyone tries to embarrass you about anything you do, hold your head up and do it more.” - Tales of the Madman Underground
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Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 12:59am - health - by vaalcrawford - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML
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On 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Monika (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I discovered that my new boyfriend is the type of guy who, when there is a conflict, will just scream "I LOVE YOU" over and over hoping that it will solve itself instead of actually trying to work the problem out. FML
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On 05/05/2011 at 10:40am - love - by sad (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
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Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML
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On 05/01/2011 at 1:50am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
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On 04/30/2011 at 4:30pm - misc - by OhGreat - United States (Washington)
Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me until I heard, "Honey, what did you make me for dinner?" FML
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On 04/30/2011 at 2:27am - love - by greenintheface - United States (Michigan)
Today, my doctor told me my asthma was being triggered by my dad's smoking. He wrote a note to my dad, asking him to refrain from smoking while around me. My dad took one look at the note, then threw it in the trash, saying the doctor "doesn't know what he's talking about." FML
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On 04/29/2011 at 12:09pm - health - by Wtf (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML
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On 04/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML
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On 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was awakened in the middle of the night by a frantic banging on my front door. It was a guy whom I'd only been dating a few weeks, with a suitcase. He stated that his wife kicked him out for having an affair, and thought now would be a good time to move in together. FML
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On 04/28/2011 at 2:22am - love - by ummno (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, while hiking, my dad decided we should take the beeline trail down the mountain to save time. We got to the bottom of the mountain when we discovered it was the wrong side of the mountain. We had to hike 13 extra miles around it to get back to our car. FML
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On 04/27/2011 at 10:43pm - misc - by lostinthewoods (woman) - United States
Today, I was watching a movie online. There was a 15 minute ad. 13 minutes into watching an ad about birth control, I noticed that there was a "skip this ad" button in the corner. FML
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On 04/27/2011 at 2:33pm - misc - by popcorn - United States (California)
Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm - money - by Chad - United States
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After about minutes of freaking out and explaining on how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was best thus far. FML
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On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
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