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by Anonymous / 11/16/2010 at 3:07am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 3:54am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I called my Dad to wish him happy birthday. The phone was disconnected, so I called my sister to see what his cell was. She then informed me that our Dad was in jail for selling shrooms to teenagers at a music festival out of state. FML
by shroomda / 06/29/2009 at 3:29am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by nolove / 05/03/2009 at 10:12pm / Canada / Geek
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2009 at 4:21pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/20/2009 at 2:22pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by noneofthesex / 02/10/2009 at 3:46pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by someonevexed / 02/01/2009 at 2:01pm / Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg) / Love
Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML
by Poopy / 01/12/2009 at 11:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by HeatoN / 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm / Germany (Berlin) / Intimacy
Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML
Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…