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RinnieRiot

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RinnieRiot

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2090
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About RinnieRiot : Yeah. Hi.

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Today, a telemarketer found me so weird that he hung up on me. FML

#13861798
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22299) - you deserved it (7909)

On 11/16/2010 at 3:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML

#9066532
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20998) - you deserved it (9114)

On 03/14/2010 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I called my Dad to wish him happy birthday. The phone was disconnected, so I called my sister to see what his cell was. She then informed me that our Dad was in jail for selling shrooms to teenagers at a music festival out of state. FML

#3332242
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49597) - you deserved it (2851)

On 06/29/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by shroomda (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML

#1611254
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24528) - you deserved it (42570)

On 05/03/2009 at 10:12pm - misc - by nolove (woman) - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

#1292881
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18460) - you deserved it (71862)

On 04/24/2009 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my mom that I was taking antidepressants because I hate myself. She said "That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And, you're kind of a bitch." FML

#1154114
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67031) - you deserved it (21266)

On 04/20/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying 'Come over and do me.' He never responded. FML

#21094
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42609) - you deserved it (10591)

On 02/10/2009 at 3:46pm - love - by noneofthesex (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

#4745
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32435) - you deserved it (9085)

On 02/01/2009 at 2:01pm - love - by someonevexed - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

#1001
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49839) - you deserved it (6943)

On 01/12/2009 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Poopy - United States (California)

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

#568
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42565) - you deserved it (6417)

On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10691) - you deserved it (58898)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

#426
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54228) - you deserved it (3315)

On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

#353
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46631) - you deserved it (5552)

On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version



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