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RinnieRiot

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RinnieRiot

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  • Number of visits : 2801
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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mah boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried... stopped and asked... "Are you okay?!" FML

#15336474
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47552) - you deserved it (8287)

On 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by thisblows - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on a conference call an digital meeting at work when I got bored an started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call an saw everything. FML

#15188781
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6557) - you deserved it (34002)

On 03/03/2011 at 7:39pm - work - by hardlyworking - United States

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in mah lap!! His mother then told him to wipe his mouth!! He used mah sleeve!! FML

#15179914
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40248) - you deserved it (3164)

On 03/02/2011 at 9:49pm - kids - by elfy2 -

today my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on te bed,en e started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but e pused me back down. I ended up itting my eye on te corner of te nigtstand. His comment was "tis isy u souldn't struggle." FML

#15177463
62 comments

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On 03/02/2011 at 6:43pm - misc - by taiannalynn5 -

Today , my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock , I had a panic attack an endd up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or I was committd to the relationship. FML

#15174885
187 comments

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On 03/02/2011 at 12:12pm - love - by FFFFF- (man) - Singapore

Today, I ad my friends elp me putted on a suit of full plate armor 4 a medieval re-enactment. After te battle, my friends left. I can't get te armor off by myself and will probably ave to sleep in it. mega FML

#15136190
102 comments

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On 02/27/2011 at 5:10am - misc - by hurley (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Yesterday... I found outhy my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button.

#15127410
235 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 3:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today a niegbor calld te cops on me and ma friends cuz we were ( starting a fire ) in te backyard . We were using a barbecue . FML

#15070074
64 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by EpicFailTime -

I went to a party 40 minutes away by bus with some friends. We missed the bus, waited half an hour fir the second, and arrived just in time to hear the policemen say, "Party's over. Get outta here." FML

#15035119
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24314) - you deserved it (7299)

On 02/19/2011 at 12:41am - misc - by inthecold (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to mah boyfriend's house an sat aroundhile he played video games. He turned to me an could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

#15034868
213 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today... I fell down some steps... and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML

#14994829
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29651) - you deserved it (6427)

On 02/15/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by Ihavealisp (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling mah cell phone !!

#14981056
51 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 10:07pm - love - by moe (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I Found Out The Real Reason Why Me And My Boyfriend Of Four And A Half Months Have "so Much In Common". He Used To Be My Stalker , Who Followed Me Around In A Black Hoodie And Always Posted Stuff On My Myspace As An Anonymous Person. FML

#14888727
160 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by Hopeless -

Today , mah college professor handed every student a note card and told us to rate his looks from 1 to 5!! Is thishat I pay $20,000 a year for? FML

#14716762
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28202) - you deserved it (3352)

On 01/26/2011 at 2:45am - misc - by SLOMan90 (man) - United States (California)

Today, it's mah sixteenth brthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML

#14242340
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21156) - you deserved it (85158)

On 12/18/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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