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RinnieRiot

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RinnieRiot

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  • Number of visits : 2088
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

#15336474
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45601) - you deserved it (8069)

On 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by thisblows - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

#15188781
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5987) - you deserved it (32226)

On 03/03/2011 at 7:39pm - work - by hardlyworking - United States

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

#15179914
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38253) - you deserved it (3020)

On 03/02/2011 at 9:49pm - kids - by elfy2 -

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

#15177463
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27234) - you deserved it (7111)

On 03/02/2011 at 6:43pm - misc - by taiannalynn5 -

Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML

#15174885
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50125) - you deserved it (4679)

On 03/02/2011 at 12:12pm - love - by FFFFF- (man) - Singapore

Today, I had my friends help me put on a suit of full plate armor for a medieval re-enactment. After the battle, my friends left. I can't get the armor off by myself and will probably have to sleep in it. FML

#15136190
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24548) - you deserved it (9100)

On 02/27/2011 at 5:10am - misc - by hurley (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML

#15127410
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53004) - you deserved it (4607)

On 02/26/2011 at 3:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a neighbor called the cops on me and my friends because we were "starting a fire" in the backyard. We were using a barbecue. FML

#15070074
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27781) - you deserved it (2479)

On 02/21/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by EpicFailTime -

Today, I went to a party 40 minutes away by bus with some friends. We missed the bus, waited half an hour for the second, and arrived just in time to hear the policemen say, "Party's over. Get outta here." FML

#15035119
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23896) - you deserved it (7240)

On 02/19/2011 at 12:41am - misc - by inthecold (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

#15034868
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37791) - you deserved it (7781)

On 02/19/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML

#14994829
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29399) - you deserved it (6402)

On 02/15/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by Ihavealisp (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML

#14981056
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29716) - you deserved it (3463)

On 02/14/2011 at 10:07pm - love - by moe (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML

#14888727
158 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by Hopeless -

Today, my college professor handed every student a note card and told us to rate his looks from 1 to 5. Is this what I pay $20,000 a year for? FML

#14716762
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27687) - you deserved it (3317)

On 01/26/2011 at 2:45am - misc - by SLOMan90 (man) - United States (California)

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML

#14242340
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19852) - you deserved it (81561)

On 12/18/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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