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RinnieRiot

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RinnieRiot

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3313
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About RinnieRiot : Yeah. Hi.

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RinnieRiot's favorite FMLs

Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

#16101317
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45277) - you deserved it (18434)

On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

#16042131
478 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46217) - you deserved it (8030)

On 05/04/2011 at 7:51am - intimacy - by woah (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

#16019768
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17084) - you deserved it (67838)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by hornyloser (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML

#16015656
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12611) - you deserved it (54870)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:39am - misc - by ChrissySoltys (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31701) - you deserved it (4143)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

#15940298
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54713) - you deserved it (10157)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm - money - by Chad - United States

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26036) - you deserved it (54164)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I made a video for a school tour of my apartment in German. The walls in my apartment are thin, so you could hear my sister having phone sex in her room in the background. FML

#15804053
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37758) - you deserved it (5546)

On 04/16/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by Xanadu (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, the only person to wish me a "Happy birthday" was the cop who pulled me over, as he handed me my ticket. FML

#15803681
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37885) - you deserved it (4784)

On 04/16/2011 at 2:11am - misc - by uncool (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

#15803109
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12479) - you deserved it (81852)

On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

#15803109
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12479) - you deserved it (81852)

On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, my 15 year old daughter got kicked out of her cheerleading squad because she was overweight. I heard one of the cheerleaders say, "She must be overweight because her mom is." FML

#15792635
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41392) - you deserved it (13342)

On 04/15/2011 at 5:30am - misc - by fatty:( - Australia

Today, my 15 year old daughter got kicked out of her cheerleading squad because she was overweight. I heard one of the cheerleaders say, "She must be overweight because her mom is." FML

#15792635
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41392) - you deserved it (13342)

On 04/15/2011 at 5:30am - misc - by fatty:( - Australia

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41439) - you deserved it (33322)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my dad cussed out an individual on the phone because he thought it was a telemarketer. He was my Indian girlfriend's father. FML

#15377212
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42679) - you deserved it (4752)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by dollarstorepwnr (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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