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by soccerbuddyz / 08/03/2011 at 12:04am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, my grandmother updated her will. Previously, it denied inheritance to family members with non-white spouses, and any mixed-raced children. Now it does the same with politically correct terminology. She then bragged about how accepting she is in front of my Korean husband and our daughter. FML
by Anonymous / 08/01/2011 at 8:59pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML
by Anonymous / 07/30/2011 at 5:26am / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
by McKenna / 07/16/2011 at 12:10am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by asianlover / 06/30/2011 at 3:24am / Finland (Western Finland) / Miscellaneous
by Mom / 06/11/2011 at 1:25pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by ... / 06/06/2011 at 3:44am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by Flarewolf / 06/04/2011 at 2:09pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by asnolt / 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by quickfingers100 / 05/22/2011 at 5:31am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML
by ninalian / 05/22/2011 at 2:30am / United States (Puerto Rico) / Health
by Charles / 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm / Norway (Akershus) / Miscellaneous
Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML
by levi69 / 05/18/2011 at 12:03pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/15/2011 at 12:41am / United States / Intimacy
- Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…