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RinnieRiot

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RinnieRiot

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3327
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About RinnieRiot : Yeah. Hi.

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RinnieRiot's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML

#20436663
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45238) - you deserved it (6306)

On 01/01/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I unintentionally moaned during my prostate exam. FML

#20092313
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36771) - you deserved it (7220)

On 09/28/2012 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

#20077962
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48794) - you deserved it (6922)

On 09/18/2012 at 4:20pm - health - by GMD (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML

#20076697
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25745) - you deserved it (2973)

On 09/17/2012 at 7:25pm - kids - by StupidBerk (man) - United Kingdom

Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML

#20076675
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28829) - you deserved it (2654)

On 09/17/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by wtf yourself, cunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML

#20042043
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32591) - you deserved it (2276)

On 08/26/2012 at 1:03am - love - by wtf - New Zealand (Southland)

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the drive-in theater, planning to have some fun during the movie. We were pretty excited that no cars were parked near us. As soon as the movie started, a bus full of little kids pulled up next to us. FML

#20041946
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23041) - you deserved it (7621)

On 08/26/2012 at 12:15am - love - by bummerdood (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I had to give my boyfriend an enema. FML

#20038693
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21632) - you deserved it (2804)

On 08/24/2012 at 1:21am - health - by coop7291 - United States

Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

#18385235
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46788) - you deserved it (5339)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML

#17874875
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42186) - you deserved it (7498)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:57pm - love - by lostlove (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML

#17847323
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38768) - you deserved it (12599)

On 09/27/2011 at 11:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

#17839150
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34922) - you deserved it (16512)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML

#17643298
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32365) - you deserved it (19519)

On 09/02/2011 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, in algebra, I took out my notebook. My Chinese teacher was so impressed with my "Chinese" writings on the cover that I'm now her "favorite student". Those "Chinese" symbols are actually Japanese, but I wanted someone to like me so badly that I didn't correct her. FML

#17530049
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29609) - you deserved it (5411)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:40pm - misc - by Miguel - United States

Today, I picked off what I thought was a small bug feeding on my skin. I was wrong. It was a mole. I spent the last 30 minutes trying to stop the continuous bleeding. FML

#17514634
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26229) - you deserved it (10443)

On 08/18/2011 at 11:22pm - health - by c.hip - United States (California)



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