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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1085
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend of 3 years in his living room when a girl barges in, sees us, and screams "I knew it!" then rushes out. My boyfriend gets up, grabs his pants and while chasing after her yells "baby she's nothing, you know I only love you!" FML

#9695428
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I agree, your life sucks (65954) - you deserved it (6627)

On 04/07/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22128) - you deserved it (3390)

On 01/01/2010 at 9:45pm - misc - by shoes (woman) - United States

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I decided to stay in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

#6896062
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I agree, your life sucks (7914) - you deserved it (30199)

On 12/23/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by ApolloandDixie (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a friend and I attempted to jump the 7-foot high fence around his gated community because he'd left his keys. He made it. I didn’t. My shorts caught on the top of the fence, so I was forced to dangle there on a busy street until my Dad came and helped. But only after taking a picture. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8691) - you deserved it (29609)

On 11/18/2009 at 2:42am - misc - by ohjoy (woman) - United States (California)



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