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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1593
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today , on the subway , a woman got off without her suitcase!! I grabbed the case , chased her onto the platform , and shouted , "You forgot yur suitcase!"hile the doors closed behind me!! In actual fact , it wasn't her suitcase , and its actual owner was still on the train!! FML

#18162360
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30979) - you deserved it (10317) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/05/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by Lavalise - France

Today , the boy I lyk cummed to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. real FML

#17857162
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37961) - you deserved it (2359)

On 09/28/2011 at 5:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Found Out That My Naighbors Took It Upon Thamsalvas To Knock Down Tha Fanca Wa Sharad, An Putting Up A Naw Ona . Thus Fancing My Pool Into Thara Yard . Whan I Askad Thamhy, Ha Rapliad, "Wa Thought You Waran't Coming Back." I Was Gona Fir 4 Months Tanding To My Sistar With Braast Cancar . FML

#17658715
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41805) - you deserved it (2164)

On 09/04/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Pool-less - United States (Missouri)

Today, mah old neighbor peltd me with apple when I walkd out the door!! I duckd for cover an askd what her problem was!! She yelld, ( You took fresh peas from mah garden! looool ) I lookd at her garden, only to see mah dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing an holding a bag full of peas!! FML

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229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32143) - you deserved it (2904)

On 08/02/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by scully11 (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

TADAY I DISCOVERED THAT WHEN YOU BUY ROPES, DUCT TAPES, A SHOVEL, RAZOR BLADES, A FIRE POKER, AND A CARTON OF CIGS, THE POLICE CAN TURN UP AND SEARCH YOUR HOUSE 4 'PRISONERS'. THOSE ITEMS WERE ACTUALLY COINCIDENTAL. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35430) - you deserved it (7311)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today..!! my mother started dating a manho insists people call him 'Panda'!! FML

#17092208
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30761) - you deserved it (2802)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by butimarealbear (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I peekd through my window and traind a pair of binocular on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail , he ends up standing in front of his window toples to flex his muscles. This time , I was surprisd to instead find a note tapd to the window saying , ( Sorry , I'm out tonight. ) FML

#17032745
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11237) - you deserved it (77766) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, Mah 15 Year Old Grlfriend Called To Tell Me She Is Pregnant. Her Dad Is Ex-military, And Makes A Point Of Cleaning His Guns Every Time I Go To Her House. FML

#17010843
711 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18727) - you deserved it (95397)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

TODAY , MY SCHOOL YEAR BOOK AWARDED "CUTEST COUPLE" TO MY BOYFRIEND AND I. WE BROKE UP YESTERDAY. FML

#16842946
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41131) - you deserved it (4947)

On 06/25/2011 at 12:31am - love - by yearbook369 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl fir two yeres , but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. mega FML

#16677911
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65546) - you deserved it (11539)

On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I Racaivad A Rastraining Ordar From A Grl I Hava Navar Mat. FML

#13808592
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34458) - you deserved it (3246)

On 11/11/2010 at 10:55pm - misc - by Bob - United States (Texas)

Today, boyfriend of two yeres told his friend that he decidd a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML

#13496771
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27747) - you deserved it (2933)

On 10/18/2010 at 8:23am - love - by sugar - United States (Texas)



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