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Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML
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On 08/18/2012 at 1:09am - misc - by Just_Me_88 - United States (Oregon)
Today, I found the perfect opportunity to throw my husband a surprise party since he thought I was away on a business trip. He came home with a hooker. Surprise! FML
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On 08/12/2012 at 1:49am - intimacy - by happybirthday - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML
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On 07/29/2012 at 9:34am - intimacy - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML
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On 07/19/2012 at 5:01am - health - by Epiphany (man) - United States
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
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On 07/15/2012 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my wife is giving birth to our first born. I am an officer stationed overseas. Apparently, I am not only missing the birth, but I also missed the conception. FML
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On 07/08/2012 at 8:30pm - love - by moodyreallyrocks - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on her, I'll be eye-to-eye with an adorable pony that shits rainbows. FML
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On 07/02/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by nobrony (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML
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On 06/27/2012 at 7:28pm - kids - by apparantlyStupid - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
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On 06/25/2012 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)
Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML
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Today, my husband went nuts. He's quit his job and set out building an amateur bomb shelter in our backyard. According to him, there's "substantial evidence" that cannibalism is on the rise across the country, and that "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out there, babe." FML
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On 06/05/2012 at 1:21pm - love - by why... (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML
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On 05/10/2012 at 2:44am - misc - by reddd - United States
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
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On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France
Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by stinkyhair (man) - United States (Washington)
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