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RileyL29

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 August 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1846
  • Number of comments : 142
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RileyL29 : College student.
Workaholic restaurant manager.
My sister is my world.
My cat weighs 25 pounds.
Broken right collarbone twice.
Food/Dessert/Beer.
Movie buff.
Loves S. King.
Inked.

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Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML

#4276253
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I agree, your life sucks (54463) - you deserved it (3275)

On 08/04/2009 at 4:40am - misc - by superfiedman (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML

#4276253
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54463) - you deserved it (3275)

On 08/04/2009 at 4:40am - misc - by superfiedman (man) - United States (Louisiana)



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