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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 April 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 884
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Rijii : I come to this site to laugh at your misfortune and to feel better about my own life when it's in the shitter.

Does that make me a horrible person?

...Probably. Yeah.

It's cool, though. You all come to this site to do the same damn thing.
Don't lie to yourself.

...Yeah. That's right. That's what I thought.

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Rijii's favorite FMLs

Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML

#4983449
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9103) - you deserved it (36542)

On 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by mrboston (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

#4882481
344 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62416) - you deserved it (15861)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)



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